Tuesday, October 21, 2008
NIGHT RECONNAISSANCE

[hyperspeed typing | fidgety]

i like sleeping late. nanay does not like me sleeping late. she wants me in bed by 10pm. that is way too early. i pretend to go to bed. but i go back downstairs for peaceful online time without "teeeett! tulog na!!" every 5 minutes.

the lights have to be turned off when while i am sneakily using the comp. only light coming from the monitor keeps me company in the darkness. i do not mind.

except this one particular night..

i heard a rustle of paper against an unknown thing somewhere in the darkness. i ignored it. i heard it a second time, it was closer now. i was too preoccupied with Y!M and Multiply to care. when suddenly...A FLYING COCKROACH LANDED ON MY MONITOR!!!!!! PUTANGINAPAKSHETANAKNGTOKWA!!!!

EEEEK!!!!! I HATE COCKROACHES!!!! i mean, i usually dont scream and freak out at the sight of 'em but it was THISCLOSE to my face goddamnit! :)) and and, shrieking wasnt an option coz then i'd wake everyone up and i'd be caught red-handed using the comp. THE EFFING LITTLE VERMIN CANNOT WIN LIKE THAT.

i instinctively went into a fetal position on my seat so my face can hide behind my thunder thighs. :)) i heard the cockroach fly away and land somewhere [not anywhere near me i hope] BUT SINCE ITS NOT DEAD YET, I KNOW IT'LL BE BACK.

i want to look for it and knock it out with my trusty slipper or rolled-up newspaper, but i'd need to turn on a light. HUHUHU IT KNOWS I CANT DO THAT. PLUS! IT CAN FLY!!! :)) i'm scared of trying to look for it coz it might catch me by surprise and/or bring its friends to take me down.

so here i sit, jumping up at anything that sounds remotely like an insect thats about to attack, fingers jerky, eyes wary, in fear for my life.

i wonder why i'm still up, then.

oh right. coz after that incident, whatever sleepiness i felt got totally wiped out.

i'd wish for all the cockroaches in the world to die, but that would affect the ecosystem. and biological niche stuff. :|

i will find the answer in Peels.
7 boo(s)

7 I've been booed!

This might just be the funniest blog entry I've ever read! Takte, Tet! ANG SABAAAW :))

By  Anonymous, at October 21, 2008 at 11:18 AM  

A FLYING COCKROACH LANDED ON MY MONITOR!!!!!! PUTANGINAPAKSHETANAKNGTOKWA!!!!



how wonderful a reaction could be to a flying cockroach!!! hahahaha... oh well kung ako yan, gising na yung buong bahay and no one would sleep until the criminal is dead

By  khaynne, at October 22, 2008 at 2:42 AM  

HAHA! Laughtrip! Mas winner to!! HAHA. Mukang hinihingal ka pa at nanggigitil ha! HAHAHAHAH!! dapat tinry mong makipagtitigan.. hahahaa!!!

By  Anonymous, at October 22, 2008 at 2:56 AM  

ambaboy tet!!!! natawa ako kasi may update na nakaganti ka na hahahah

By  Anonymous, at October 22, 2008 at 6:04 AM  

Tetet, thank you. This totally made my night~ ahahahaha! I hate flying roaches too... WAHAHAHA. Who doesn't?

By  Anonymous, at October 22, 2008 at 6:26 AM  

HAHAHA! sobrang nakakarelate ako! kaso sakin hindi ipis, daga naman.

...obviously hindi yun dumapo sa monitor. hahaha :))

By  unstained, at October 22, 2008 at 6:57 AM  

HAHAHAHAHA!! laughtrip, naiimagine ko yung way ng pagkwento mo. :)) naalala mo when i screamed while i was talking to you on the phone? hahaha

By  Anonymous, at December 10, 2008 at 3:32 AM  

Boo me?