Tuesday, June 29, 2010
sometimes, there are these annoying internet loudmouths.

if you're following at least one of them on Twitter or Tumblr (just like I happily/irritatingly am), expect:

1. a useless, unnecessary comment on EACH and EVERY reblogged pictures they post (just "THIS.", "HAHAHAHAHA!", etc) *take note: my beef is not with the comment, it is with the "each and every".

2. 80% cheesy, corny, unrealistic, sickeningly saccharine/emo love quotes, stories, lyrics etc. occasionally (20%) a cute animal/drawing pic or funny/witty post.

3. over-exaggerated emotions on every mundane event in their lives ("I'M GONNA DIE/KILL MYSELF/USE CAPS LOCK/CURSE LIKE CRAZY")

4. a rundown of the things they did today (good lord, nobody cares!)

5. the only different topic in your Twitter dashboard during a timely issue(which would be about them, of course) so your timeline will go something like this:

• intellectualperson111 : check out my statistically-sound analysis on who will win in the World Cup!
  
• footballfan69: GO #someplayer from #somecountry!!!!
  
• regularperson00: i dont know anything about #FIFA, i wish i knew what the fuss is about!
  
• mediafreak222: you guys, here's a youtube vid of the best goals made in this years World Cup! #FIFA
  
• internetloudmouthx: FUCK FUCK FUCK I SAW A COCKROACH I'M GONNA DIE SHIT TANGINA!
• hipster239: vuvuzela madness! http://iamahipster.tumblr.com

6. some fragmented internet/Tumblr lingo (iz, FML, hai gaiz!, nao, i cant even!, Mean Girls reference, etc), weak pop culture knowledge (only goes as far as mainstream American TV shows...), complete naivety about indie music/films (or maybe its just the lack of proof that suggest otherwise)

7. A BAD MOOD EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. that compels them to take it out on the internet every night. 90% of what they post online is WHINING. WHINING SO MUCH IT LEAKS OUT OF MY MONITOR AND IS ON ITS WAY TO GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM.

8. rants/complaints/whines about parents

9. probably more. something Twilight or Glee related i suppose, fandom or otherwise.

the best part is that once criticized for being so ANNOYING, this kind of internet loudmouth will go something like this:

"cuss cuss cuss i dont care what you think expletive expletive cuss so unfollow me! blahblahblahblah mga h8erzz kayo!! cuss expletive cuss i am so gonna do shit nao!! yadda yadda OH WAIT THIS ISNT ON CAPS LOCK YET whine whine whine YOU PEOPLE ARE SO JUDGMENTAL! blah blah cuss cuss rant rant I MISS HIGHSCHOOL WHERE MY UNSTABLE EMOTIONS WERE EXCUSABLE! whine whine I'M GONNA PROVE SOMETHING TO THE WORLD SOMEDAY! PUTANGINA dghjklshg'asgdas SHIT FUCK LINTEK GODDAMN assghdk;fgjdl EMOTION EMOTION EXAGGERATION!!! cuss cuss cuss LIFE IS SO HARD! I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF!

ok, i'm gonna go take a bath and SLEEP for x number of hours nao because i got a headache from whining too much

person i'm in a relationship with, I'LL LOVE YOU til the day i die"


sorry man, they're just trainwrecks of attention-whoring accounts and i CAN'T look away. :|

what is A RANT POST?? hahaha

DUDE(S)! GROW UP!

x

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